The legendary

token shirt

http://i.imgur.com/g1Oh3iI.jpg

behold its splendor, impress that guy/girl you've always liked but never touched
wear it to church and be the envy of all the people preaching the choir
take it off and watch as it does your taxes and fulfills your husbands sexual needs
it is truly an amazing article of clothing, but its more than that; its a friend, someone who is always there for you
this shirt will improve your life, your penis will instantly grow 10 inches in whatever direction you want, even if you dont have one (enjoy)
-made from 100% raisins
its probably indestructible
if you buy this shirt you will become the best rapper you can be

if token was admin this would be an armor graphic would be given away for free at every store for the low low price of $100
buy one within 2 hours of reading this and you get my ber; wow, what a deal, what a steal, what a real meal of baby seal
vote now #token4admin

one for me plz