There once was an infernal cow game...It was open to the entire realms of the world. A man named Bowtech learned from "Beast" How to teleport and steal cow king loot. bow Tech setup a portal on top of another and prevent players from going in. He stole the mighty loot and there he met a little goat humper who couldn't stand my ways. His name was "Touchcrumble". Touchcrumble said he was from Lithuania and was proud to be a former communist. BowTech being a Texan... and a Trump 2016 supporter decided to express his FIRST amendment right under the restrictions of the servers policies to lay shame discontent to the little goat humper who couldn't get loot. This loot was so good, this loot was so great, even the little goat humper sat in town on his crate. He rubbed on his sand potato and cried and cried, Until the admins showed up then he denied and denied. Bowtech was still pissed at the carebear award show, when gm's and admins question him because they never know. The moral of this story is you need to grow up... there's always more loot and its all the same.. but when you pull down your pants and cry like a bitch your ass will be shamed.


(ALOT OF THIS RHYMES). Stay tuned for chapter 2.